Comfy coach
I wouldn’t describe myself as a “coach potato”. I barely watch TV as it is, so I tend to use the coach for other activities. You may offer me a king-size satin bed and even then I would take some quick improvised action on the couch instead. Do you think this would make you turn away from your favorite program?
A traditional take
What is it that frowns my master’s brow? Please let me take care of you and confort you while submitting to your every whim. Master knows I’m a but a humble servant, honored to give myself to his desires. Your wish is my command.
